“John, it’s for a case” 

also known as the time John was certain there was no case

also also known as Al needs to stop listening to Single Ladies while the only thing she has for entertainment is a pencil and paper

is it sad that I was surprised this hasn’t been done before?

Almost added Moriarty as the third Single Lady, but in the end I thought this was already plenty horrible and changed my mind :’D

I wish I had Beyonce’s legs :’c